That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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