I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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