Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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