it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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