ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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