its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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