Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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