I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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