I accidentally had phone sex last night
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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