Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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