names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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