can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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