At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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