White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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