your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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