shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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