One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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