You really coming over, don't trick.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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