Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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