My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Can I color on your dick again?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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