His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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