And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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