Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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