I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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