like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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