I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
handjob tips. give me some.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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