can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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