its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
