I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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