she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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