Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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