So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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