I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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