I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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