I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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