The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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