Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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