they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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