Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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