Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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