Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
