OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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