Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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