is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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