so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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