you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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