Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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