The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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