Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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