he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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