i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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