At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ladies don't puke and tell
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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