38 yer olds are good kisserssss
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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