I heard we made out
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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