woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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