i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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