Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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