Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I smell stomach acid.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
There r osticjed everywhere
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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