just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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