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i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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