He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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